Oh hey there..

Jess.
Dance, Disney, Love, and Joy

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bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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The biggest problem with Pinterest is the fact that you’re looking at cute DIY things and all of sudden you’re planning your wedding and getting way too excited for it when you know it’s not happening for a long ass time.

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brandonurie:

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father

and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father

isn’t that funny

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"People belong in your life by natural vibration, not forced will or expectation."
hybrid-machine  (via nyu-tah)
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moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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hey look its me

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"The thought of someone else kissing you makes me sick."
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afgaganistan:
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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

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"You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it."
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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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